Sins Of The First Eleven

When Michaela Francis of the sixth form finds herself bent over a vaulting horse, with her knickers around her ankles, to receive the soundest caning of her life for possession of a large collection of sex toys, it is only the beginning of her troubles. She also faces a whipping in the convent Chapter House, a week confined to school in her underwear, a weekly caning from Sister Juliana and the threat of expulsion. Adding to her woes; her girlfriend has been promoted to prefect and is refusing to associate with her, the sinister Stephanie Stockworth-Smyth is plotting against her and she has fallen out with her friends in the Dead Fish Liberation Front.

Just when it seems as if life can't get any more complicated, Sister Claire decides, to everybody's horror, to draft Michaela into the school hockey team to teach her some social responsibility and the beautiful, mysterious Indian exchange student, Priya, walks into Michaela's life and turns it upside down.

The author, once called "the P. G. Wodehouse of erotic literature, once more takes us on a madcap and hilarious misadventure through her eponymous heroine's disgraceful school days at St Margaret Clitheroe's Catholic Girl's Boarding School. Sexy, funny and always entertaining, Michaela's heroine tells her own story in her own inimitable style to the delight of her fans.