(SOS) Stuck on Stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road, you might ask? Well, my friends of the congregation; some people truly believe the chicken actually crossed the road merely to get to the other side. While other energetic human beings thought the chicken crossed the road, because, he'd heard Colonel Saunders was coming! Still, with my heart tenderly tucked in my hand, I'd like to tell you the true reason why this brave manly-man chicken crossed the road. "The real reason why the chicken aggressively crossed the road with style is that he wanted to lay it (his important message) on the line and this was the proper time to do just that, indeed!" There is no other possible answer, am I right? In this book, I'm now going to emulate this particular chicken by continuously laying my important messages on the line for you without needless worry. What am I going to place on the line you may ask? Well, now that you've asked me, I'm going to lay an absorbing amount of truth (common sense and philosophy) on the line, although, it may hurt your feelings. Guess what? I could care less! As a matter of fact, this author, this entertainer, this businessman, really does not care what you think of certain situations for this book is filled with a host of long overdue truths and now is the proper time to boisterously discuss our internal demons here and now! Of course, I'm talking about both of our demons. But, someone has to do it, right; so, why not me? Who else is going to take the negative feedback; again, why not me? Be sure to remember this when it's your turn in the barrel!